Bringing It Back Pt. 2!

Back in the days kiddos Heroes fought villains, not each other. Every event was not just a reiteration of Cvil War. (We get it Marvel, Super Heroes sometimes don't agree.) Who cares, how awesome is this picture?

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

Mind Blown.

Yowsa! That is accurate. Steve Buscemi plus Dream Boat Gosling equals KEVIN.

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones

Ginger Snap!

If anyone knows who this man is, I want to marry him. Ginger Fire.

XoXo,

Gaspatcho Jones.

This Just In...Muppets Are Not Commies!

Not So Fast Fox News....

Just wanted everyone to know that Jim Henson's creations are not Reds. They defended themselves against Fox news over the weekend.



SMH,
Gaspatcho Jones

Meryl Gets Photo Bombed!

 Maybe stud boy Armie Hammer still had a little chiba in him during the sag awards, because he totally photo bombed my goddess Meryl. Funny, but don't Fuck with Meryl.

XoXo,
GJ

K-Bones for Tebow

The National Enquirer spilled some serious juice this week.  They allege that Kim Kardashian is after non other than "star" quarterback, Tim Tebow.  According to their source, she has been attracted to his strong moral fiber.

 I'm sorry. What now? You're referring to the woman who's famous for getting fucked by Brandy's little brother on camera, right?

 Oh, National Enquirer... as much as I want to believe this, I just can't suspend my disbelief.   Seriously, where do you get this shit?

So, You Want a Traditional Bible Marriage?

Look, I am not talking shit about religion, everyone has their rights on what to believe and what they hold  sacred, but if you want to literally talk about marriage in the bible you cannot ignore the facts. Right there in front of your face. Thank you....Now let gays marry.

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

Back to Old School!

God. X-Women used to have such personality, before they became wallpaper. Notice no Hope Summers.
I miss big hair Rouge.
XoXo,
GJ

Disney Princess Hipsters.

Is it ironic to wait fro a prince? At least they are not Ke$ha.

Disney's Princess Ke$ha - watch more funny videos

Gross.

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

ViA:viria13.deviantart.com

Thank You Tennis.

Ok, so Nadal lost the Aussie Open. Sad.  Novak Djokovic beat him and celebrated in way we could all appreciate. Screaming and stripping! Holla! Check out the amazing win and super hot hairless body.

I Love Tennis!

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

Thank You For Being (An Adorable) Friend!

Ever wonder what the Golden Girls would look like as chibi dolls?  Turns out, they are fracking adorable.  I love that Dorothy stands two feet bigger than anyone else and Rose is wearing my favorite dress. I want them on my dresser.

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

ViA: rickykwong.com

Wayne of Thrones.

Sometimes it is just too easy. This would be an amazing mash up, imagine Harley Quinn raising dragons?

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

Dustin Leer, Your Reason to Like Mondays!

Hey Lil' Un-Deads,
It is a new week and we are almost in February! Holy Cow, Time flies! Well, I promise you a hottie every Monday to Jump Start the week and here he is! Dustin Leer, will make you leer. He is a new model and testing the waters in N2N Bodywear. Keep leering kiddos, he is hot. See Ya soon loves!

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

Hatchet Face Rolls Out the Red Carpet! (Christina Aguilera Has Her Period!)

Etta James passed away, and the world was very sad. She was an amazing woman with an amazing voice. So, in order to honor this fantastic singer they yanked Christina Aguilera out of the sty and stuffed her into a sausage skin. Unfortunately, they forgot to plug her up and she had her menses all over her leg. Well, I guess we can put the pregnancy rumors to rest and accept the fact that Xtina is just a lard ass now. God, how smelly do you think her ass is? It must smell like toner, sunless tanner solution, and refried pussy. Ew. Hatchet Face really needs to take a break and evaluate her life.

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

P.S.- Check out the leg Rubbing action. So Gross.

ViA: Dlisted

Giovanni Bonamy,Your Friday Night Swexy!

Holy cow Giovanni is swexy! Look at that face! (His body is sexy too.) Currently modeling for Abercrombie and Fitch, which means we will be getting their catalog at the Zombie Office! Enjoy your weekend Lil' Un-Deads!

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

I Miss My Dad!

This is so a joke my dad would have pulled on us. He wouldn't have been a dick hole though.

Gaspatcho Jones

ViA: CollegeHumor

The Lantern Corps Got a Lot More Interesting.

I want this man in my life....Absolute perfection. (And a Geek!) 

XoXo,

Gaspatcho Jones

Animated Mad Men?

God! March 25th cannot get here quick enough, until then check out Don and Joan animated. I need MAD MEN BACK!

XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones.

ViA: deviantart.com  

S*it! I Guess I am Getting a new Xbox!

Star Wars Kinect is quickly approaching, the game where you can do anything you want with the force! I have a feeling my apartment is going to become the nerdiest hangout ever. They are releasing an R2-D2 limited edition Xbox too, damn I want this. Check out the fun commercial starring the fat guy from Parks and Recreation!



XoXo,
Gaspatcho Jones

Do It!

I want Some Comments Lil' Un-Deads!

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Gaspatcho Jones